Lib blue-check 'polling/targeting expert' doesn't understand why couples go to the grocery store together

Greg P. | 6:23 PM on May 22, 2022

Rachel Biteofer, a lib blue-check who is also a “polling/targeting expert,” tweeted that she “never understood the couples outing to the grocery store, but then I suppose some people endeavor to see their spouse more, not less”:

I've never understood the couples outing to the grocery store, but then I suppose some people endeavor to see their spouses more, not less.

— Rachel Bitecofer 📈🔭🇺🇲🇺🇦 (@RachelBitecofer) May 22, 2022

LOL. No wonder Dems are so absolutely awful targeting normal people:

"How dare you, bunch of normies, want to spend time w your romantic partners"

I swear American culture normalizes enjoy a healthy relationship so much https://t.co/DYIHDCT62P

— Ramón Garibaldo Valdéz (@GaribaldoValdez) May 22, 2022

This *really* has her stumped, doesn’t it?

Blue checkmarks continue to be mystified by the most mundane human activities. https://t.co/brovBjbP35

— Jeff's Feed and Seed (@unluckynumber11) May 22, 2022

But she got particularly angry at conservative writer Jerry Dunleavy over this thread:

“Could be the couple likes spending time together and want to knock shopping out jointly so it’s not just one having to do a chore. plus if you’re together you run things past each other — makes deciding quicker. and you sometimes stumble on something new you both want to try.”

could be the couple likes spending time together and want to knock shopping out jointly so it’s not just one having to do a chore. plus if you’re together you run things past each other — makes deciding quicker. and you sometimes stumble on something new you both want to try. https://t.co/SIK6wt6YSj

— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) May 22, 2022

“Just another day on Twitter explaining basic human interactions to blue checks with big followings.”

just another day on Twitter explaining basic human interactions to blue checks with big followings

— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) May 22, 2022

“Oh also depending on how much you buy there’s a ton to carry, and how else can you impress your lady carrying ***all*** the bags at once in one trip for no reason unless you’re there with her to do so.”

oh also depending on how much you buy there’s a ton to carry, and how else can you impress your lady carrying ***all*** the bags at once in one trip for no reason unless you’re there with her to do so

— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) May 22, 2022

You see, it’s Jerry — and us — without the “sense of humor” here:

Just another day on twitter being personally insulted by a snowflake insurrectionist with no sense of humor.

— Rachel Bitecofer 📈🔭🇺🇲🇺🇦 (@RachelBitecofer) May 22, 2022

Fact check: True.