FEMA website warns Americans to maintain social distancing and wear a mask in the event of a nuclear explosion

The FEMA website Ready.gov is warning Americans to maintain social distancing and to wear a mask in the event of a nuclear explosion:

In case of a nuclear explosion, FEMA warns to try to keep 6 ft social distance and wear a mask for covid. You can’t make this up pic.twitter.com/LfxFX1dZoS

— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) February 27, 2022

And, yes, it’s real:

https://t.co/wKlQ5zFfGf

— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) February 27, 2022

Amazing:

Somebody got paid six figures of tax payer money to make these edits https://t.co/4b2DfBaKtb

— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) February 27, 2022

We’re really doomed, aren’t we?

It’s terribly sad to see such unserious people in positions of great responsibility.

I hope this administration can familiarise itself with the needs of everyday people during its final few years, but we’re not off to a promising start.

— Elliot Dordick (@elliotdordick) February 27, 2022

And, with that, we’re going to start drinking now:

In case of a nuclear explosion… have a case of that contraband vodka handy, drink lots of it, and hope for the best. https://t.co/O6aXPNQtlx

— VANESSA (@TheVFCastro) February 27, 2022

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