56-year-old former supermodel Paulina Porizkova told The Times in a recent interview that men she flirts with at parties are no longer interested in her, she says, because of her age:

Um, maybe she needs to go to different parties?

And we’d like to know the age of men who are spurning her because this story just doesn’t make sense:

Right?

This is what the guys at these parties are turning down:

“Those guys are idiots”:

And “silly silly men”:

We suspect a reality show is in her near future to explore this predicament:

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