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This artist's rendering of what Washington, D.C. will look like after global warming is pretty great actually

According to new modeling, THIS is what Washington, D.C. will look like if “we keep our current carbon path“:

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So, global warming is . . . good?

“Finally some good news”:

Faster, please:

And who wouldn’t want to live in this island paradise?

“Imagine the fishing opportunities”:

“Drown the swamp”? We like it:

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This version of D.C., if the models are correct, is also inevitable as the scenario with massive cuts to carbon emissions also produces this slightly-less-watery boater’s paradise:

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