According to new modeling, THIS is what Washington, D.C. will look like if “we keep our current carbon path“:

So, global warming is . . . good?

“Finally some good news”:

Faster, please:

And who wouldn’t want to live in this island paradise?

“Imagine the fishing opportunities”:

“Drown the swamp”? We like it:

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This version of D.C., if the models are correct, is also inevitable as the scenario with massive cuts to carbon emissions also produces this slightly-less-watery boater’s paradise: