Based on the last 18 months or so, maybe science can, you know, just hit pause? Here’s the latest:

“What could possibly go wrong?”:

But don’t worry. The “experts” assure us that safeguards are in place, both in the laboratory and morally:

Remember in the film “Jurassic Park” when they used amphibian DNA to create the dinosaurs? They did the same thing with the xenobots:

The prophecy is true:

We all know how it ends:

Future tweet: “Dr. Fauci assures America we only need two weeks to slow the spread of the xenobots”:

Humans, we had a nice run.