Things are so bad in NYC, the New York Post felt the need to publish a 'how to survive' guide on being pushed onto the subway tracks

Meanwhile, in New York City. . .

The New York Post published a handy “how to survive” guide just in case you’re pushed onto the subway tracks during your daily commute:

How to survive being pushed on the NYC subway https://t.co/xwHvbZ9HlM pic.twitter.com/MNvulSu7oF

— New York Post (@nypost) November 11, 2021

Step one: Don’t electrocute yourself:

First tip, avoid the third rail at all costs. Licking batteries as a kid might’ve been fun, but no one wants to feel the rush of 600 volts of electricity.

Good job, Mayor de Blasio:

Doing great @NYCMayor https://t.co/h9ZYKpd0k6

— Serotonin's Gone (@SerotoninsGone) November 11, 2021

And it’s not even satire:

Not a BabylonBee story! https://t.co/OXTrTejzyV

— Tom (@legitnewtom) November 11, 2021

It’s really sad that this had to be even written:

If this is a needed article, then it just goes to show how far down NYC has gone.

— Kate Case (@kathyca912) November 11, 2021

And No. 1 on the list should be to move out of New York City:

#1: move out of the city

— Brian Doherty (@BDOH) November 11, 2021

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