There’s a report out in the Daily Mail that President Joe Biden farted in front of Camilla Parker Bowles, the Duchess of Cornwall and wife of heir apparent Charles, the Prince of Wales: 

“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” the source told the paper. “Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it”:

This is funny because Biden’s alleged natural gas emission occurred at the #COP26 global warming conference:

Tell us again how the U.S. is respected again on the world stage?

And we know *exactly* how this would be covered if the bad orange man was still in office:

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