A rancher in Wyoming named Frank Reynolds reportedly survived on beer and bottled water he had in a cooler after his ATV flipped and pinned him underneath it earlier this week:

No, not Frank Reynolds, the character played by Danny DeVito on “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”:

But it does fit:

Like, it’s a perfect fit:

He “was built for this”:

It’s like one of the scripts:

More highlights:

The real Frank, according to the AP, is expected to make a full recovery: