‘Duh’: Vox expert analysis explains who gets hurt by fireworks

Did their readers really expect any other result?

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise https://t.co/adf1Ugn4C9

— hunter cooke (@diamondbackGG) July 4, 2021

Duh. https://t.co/0Vj2a73gMr

— Damon Bruce (@DamonBruce) July 4, 2021

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— Logan Ratick (@Logan_Ratick) July 4, 2021

We eagerly await some of their next articles:

The sun radiates heat too.

— Eric (@EricsElectrons) July 4, 2021

.@votdotcom In other BREAKING NEWS. The trend is clear: The Sun rises in the East way more than everywhere else.

If there was ever a job that’s overpaid at minimum wage, it’s writing this kind of crap.

— Jim Law (@jimrl) July 4, 2021

Next week, Vox will determine whether the Pope is Catholic and what bears do in the woods 😏

— Alex the Great 🏗 (@kolkena) July 4, 2021

I am a trauma surgeon. There is no object that people other than teenage boys and young men don’t hurt themselves with more than anybody else except maybe tampons.

— Blade Doc (@BladeDoc) July 4, 2021

And with that, stay safe tonight!

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