It’s become clear that the Biden administration will not hit its target of having 70% of the entire adult U.S. population vaccinated by July 4:

But that’s okay. The Biden White House is just moving the goalposts and is still claiming victory:

Now they’re spinning this as good news because “70% of everyone over 30” will have had one shot by their deadline:

Or it’s age 27 and over. They’re still getting their stories straight:

And now they’re saying the 70% number isn’t important anyway because it’s about “getting the country back to normal”: