Anti-gun activist David Hogg vs. a cicada, everyone:
A cicada landed on me yesterday and I threw my phone 10 feet – it landed screen down- on a staircase
I can not wait for this to be over
— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) June 11, 2021
Both the phone and cicada survived the encounter:
My phone survived with a few scratches- as did the cicada
— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) June 11, 2021
Why didn’t he just, you know, flick it off?
one landed on me I flicked it off https://t.co/KsIwSoSDmd
— BuffyLegallyBae (@Buffyinnyc) June 11, 2021
They’re ugly, but harmless:
Cry baby. https://t.co/hRAs7cyzDp pic.twitter.com/J3GNpWMn3E
— Skull King His Eminence Pope J Dolla Sign the 1st (@JDollaSignShow) June 11, 2021
And too bad he nuked his pillow company:
If only he had a pillow to cry into. https://t.co/5zTZKkEHb2
— New Jenn™️ (@nogooddeed2) June 11, 2021
Yeah, good luck with that:
These are the people coming for your guns lol https://t.co/HvovnC1Yq1
— The Dank Knight 🦇 (@capeandcowell) June 11, 2021
From the “Greatest Generation” storming the beach at Normandy to getting scared by an insect in 77 years:
This reminds me that just 5 days ago we commemorated the D-Day landings. https://t.co/Xv3NncacWq
— (((Road Bear Life))) (@bearshrugged) June 11, 2021
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