UPDATE 2

The monkeys have yet to be spotted:

And in a major buzzkill but expected development, the monkeys may never have existed after all:

UPDATE 1

Here’s video of the monkeys:

ORIGINAL POST

It’s going to be one of those days, isn’t it?

We woke up to find that authorities in Cincinnati are on the hunt for up to five monkeys who’ve escaped from a home in the Prince Hill neighborhood on the city’s west side:

The monkeys were last spotted swinging from trees at a cemetery:

Apparently, there’s a video of the monkeys but it hasn’t been posted yet:

Groan:

What Cincinnati needs right now is a giant lizard to fight the monkeys, like in “Godzilla vs. Kong,” right?

We’ll keep you posted.

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Editor’s note: This post has been updated