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PHOTOS: Suez Canal blocked by giant container ship, could be stuck for 'days'

The massive cargo ship “Ever Given” has run aground while transiting the Suez Canal, creating a massive traffic jam at a global shipping chokepoint:

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This is “one of the biggest cargo ships in operation”:

From photos it appears that the ship’s bulbous bow has “impaled the canal shore”:

Guys you’re going to need a bigger excavator:

Still not going to do it!

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Just keep pulling, just keep pulling. . .

It could take “days” to free the ship:

https://twitter.com/Habesh_/status/1374674097913860097

The NYT reported that the ship ran aground “amid poor visibility and high winds from a sandstorm”:

But another report says the ship suffered a blackout at the time:

With shipping traffic halted, there could be an effect on oil prices:

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And on a lighter note, the ship appeared to sail in a giant d*ck pattern while waiting its turn to transit the canal:

Yes, everyone is making the same joke:

As for what happens if the canal stays blocked, there’s always the old-fashioned way:

And that might not be the financial hit you think it is:

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