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Tulsa Police use Cheetos residue to nab burglary suspect

The Tulsa Police Department announced on Facebook that they arrested a burglary suspect after using Cheetos residue on her teeth to link her to evidence obtained at the crime scene:

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The evidence being an open bag of Cheetos, of course. From the Tulsa PD:

So, what you’re saying is the “wasn’t me” defense from this year’s Super Bowl ad with Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher won’t hold up in the real world? Who knew!

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