Rudy Giuliani, speaking at the Save America march going on right now in D.C., said that it’s time for “trial by combat” to resolve the 2020 election with the combat actually being the 10-day audit he’s requested for a final audit of the votes:

But it’s funnier to think of actual trial by combat. When the courts are stacked against you, there’s really no other choice, right?

Maybe this was always inevitable:

Reminder: It’s OK when THEY make this analogy:

As for precedent in the real world, however, this has been tried but, sadly, denied:

What a buzzkill as this would make for good TV. Maybe let litigants resolve their differences in a non-lethal fight based on the “People’s Court” model?

As for what’s going on in D.C., President Trump is up soon: