As thousands of small-business owners deal with the latest lockdown in New York City, there’s one “essential” business that seems to be allowed to operate without any need to practice social-distancing, wear masks, etc.

“Saturday Night Live,” why are you so special?

Donald Trump Jr. adds, “The elite take care of their friends and you get to suffer”:

Masks and social distancing are for suckers!

But don’t worry. Covid can’t spread if it’s a “triumphant” return or something:

This is OK but you can’t have indoor dining?

Did Dua Lipa fly in from London for this?

DRAG THEM, JANICE:

Just last night we told you how Dr. Birx feels she doesn’t need to follow Covid guidelines. They’re all hypocrites:

Note that the reason they get away with this is a loophole where they pay the live audience to attend:

Maybe on Christmas, we can just watch SNL castmembers hug instead of hugging our own family?

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