This is a real story from Reuters and not The Babylon Bee and we’re official DEAD:

TBH, put this on ESPN and we’ll watch. How do they judge it or keep score?

And this is kind of like logging on to Twitter, no?

Reboot time! Who should play Caine?

And, finally, we’re doing this to ourselves already:

1) Raise the log. 2) Lockdown the economy. 3) Release. 4) Repeat.


Tags: Reuters