This is a real story from Reuters and not The Babylon Bee and we’re official DEAD:
Wang Liutai practices the ancient art of ‘iron crotch’ kung fu, which involves smashing the crotch with a steel-capped log or other heavy objects. For some reason, it has been struggling to draw new recruits https://t.co/EtO7HFMRQW pic.twitter.com/3KDPeH0KEJ
— Reuters (@Reuters) December 10, 2020
TBH, put this on ESPN and we’ll watch. How do they judge it or keep score?
Technique. It's all about the right technique. https://t.co/gHCTHTSLx8
— Ravi Mattu (@ravmattu) December 10, 2020
And this is kind of like logging on to Twitter, no?
— Christian Datoc (@TocRadio) December 10, 2020
Reboot time! Who should play Caine?
"Smash the log into my crotch, grasshopper." https://t.co/nnhpClENO9
— Mark Krikorian (@MarkSKrikorian) December 10, 2020
And, finally, we’re doing this to ourselves already:
This is a good simulation of lockdown. https://t.co/qQybe62hGC
— Daniel Horowitz (@RMConservative) December 10, 2020
1) Raise the log. 2) Lockdown the economy. 3) Release. 4) Repeat.