Guy Fieri — the Mayor of Flavortown — was honored by Bloomberg after he raised $21.5 million in only seven weeks to benefit unemployed restaurant workers:

Fact check? True! “The Mayor of Flavortown is the only politician truly supporting small businesses”:

Over to you, *real* mayors and politicians:

Maybe he should run for office? Here he is calling on Los Angeles to reopen outdoor dining:

And there might actually be some good news to report on this front. This judge just granted a preliminary injunction, saying the county for “acted arbitrarily” and for “failed to perform the required risk-benefit analysis”:

This doesn’t open restaurants yet, however:

But, fingers crossed:

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