CNN’s Jim Acosta is reporting that President Trump was caught on a hot mic before tonight’s news conference at his Bedminster club saying . . . the exact same things in private as he does in public?

A legit “Dear diary” moment:

And this is quite the self-own:

Really, what’s the story here?

100% true:

Journos like to pretend they’re not part of this same game, but they are:

You know, in Trump-speak “killer” is actually a good thing:

And they should know that after 3 years:

Curiously, what else did the president say?