You can’t make this up. . .

Because full-time in-person school isn’t safe yet in New York City, Mayor Bill de Blasio will provide child care for 100,000 kids. Indoors. With other children. And adult supervision:

In other words, he’s invented the concept of a public school:

It’s not glue, it’s acid:

We really are looking forward to his defense of this one:

We’re stumped:

What a joke: