If someone ever invents an award for a “perfect tweet,” then we would like to humbly submit this one from Domino’s Pizza in response to Rick Wilson attacking the pizza chain over a tweet from 8 years ago.

“Welp. It’s unfortunate that thanking a customer for a compliment back in 2012 would be viewed as political. Guess that’s 2020 for ya”:

And we’re officially dead:

Twitter has been redeemed:

And this is how you deal with the mob:

Time for Wilson to log off:

But we are enjoying it:

TBH, this makes us love Domino’s even more:

Congress approved, even:

The hero we didn’t ask for, but NEED: