Local news report of Galveston's 'Go Topless Jeep Weekend' is an instant classic

Nature is healing?

At least 140 were arrested and two shot at the “Go Topless Jeep Weekend” in Galveston, Texas this past weekend:

Two shot, 140 arrested during 'Go Topless Jeep Weekend' on the Bolivar Peninsula according to the Galveston County Sheriff's Office. https://t.co/ZLserAsfVp

— KENS 5 (@KENS5) May 18, 2020

“We been in quarantine and like, I need to get out and party,” one of the attendees told local reporters:

"We been in quarantine and like, I need to get out and party," beachgoer Chelsey Coyer said. At least 63 people have been arrested in connection to Go Topless Jeep weekend in Galveston this weekend. https://t.co/N1aEW6X6Y5

— KCENNews (@6NewsCTX) May 18, 2020

You can watch the entire report here. It’s an instant classic, via 12 News Now:

Did you stick around until the end when she says, “I’m all gravy, baby!”? If not, you missed out:

“I’m all gravy, baby!”
Just woke up and my day is already made. https://t.co/NMAGWjubvw

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) May 19, 2020

And we loved the honesty from the sheriff saying “we can’t” enforce social distancing:

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Sheriffs deputy on whether they can enforce social distancing in Galveston during topless Jeep weekend: “We can’t.” https://t.co/sNaxRlmV8d

— Lauren McGaughy (@lmcgaughy) May 19, 2020

Guys, people have had it with the lockdown and there’s no going back:

Galveston officials request more police, helicopter patrols for 'Go Topless' Jeep weekend 2020 https://t.co/MAu9y3nvga

— KCENNews (@6NewsCTX) May 17, 2020

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