An ISIS leader called “Jabba the Jihadi” for obvious reasons was captured in Iraq earlier this week:

They transported him away from his terrorist lair and snack bar in the back of a pickup truck:

Hopefully he didn’t eat his victims:

And, you know, we do see a resemblance:

Yeah. . . we’re not imagining he tried to flee:

“Put the cookie down and come out with your hands up!”

Now, who’s ready for a nickname contest? Can we do better than Jabba the Jihadi? The social media person from The Daily Wire is certainly giving it a shot:

How about, “he’s a member of al Queso?” Or, “now that’s a fatwa!”

Tell us some of your names down in the comments.

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Tags: ISIS