Blue-check journo David Leavitt called the police after a Target manager wouldn’t give him the price he wanted for an electric toothbrush:

They’re disobeying the law, he says:

At least he didn’t call 911:

Now for the really awful part. . . He was trying to buy the electric toothbrush for a penny:

We’re so sorry this is happening to you:

Oh, please, take this to court:

Update: We just found these tweets that make his claim about affording to go to the dentist suspect, at best: