Comedian Patti Harrison is offering to “personally suck u” if you vote for Bernie Sanders with the caveat if she has the time:

Time for a “ratio felatio”?

In Latin, this is what’s known as a “quid pro blow”:

Libs are always promising this and never delivering:

Any gymnasiums for rent in Iowa?

But we must admire her dedication. Will supporters for other candidate follow suit? Like, the YangGang-Bang has a nice ring to it:

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