MSNBC contributor Joyce Alene, a former prosecutor, shared why she thinks Mike Pence is lying. Hint: It’s kind of like spidey-sense, but for mere mortals:
As a prosecutor, I was taught that when a witness looks down & to the right as they answer, it’s a signal they are not being truthful. https://t.co/itbKOztvET
— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) October 27, 2019
Hey, it works on children!
Yes. Prosecutorial training made it tough on my kids during the teenage years. Favorite overheard older brother to younger brother comment: “why would you try to lie to a woman who puts people in jail for a living?”
— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) October 27, 2019
Did she look down and to the right when she typed this tweet, because she’s getting called out:
I was a prosecutor and no one I ever worked with, ( SDNY and Calif) ever said this or believed it I saw a lot of liars in my 37+yr career and this is just hogwash #Liars
— Kim Seefeld (@KAS_SB) October 27, 2019
But we’re unimpressed:
Junk science alert https://t.co/yYv59rSN4X
— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) October 27, 2019
Enjoy the mockery MSNBC lady:
I've heard that if you dunk the suspect in a deep well of water, and they drown, it means they're
not a witch.I hope somebody gave this prosecutor's cases a good look. https://t.co/pvKA9Iwo2q
— Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) October 27, 2019
As a warlock, I was taught that when a child coughs, it means his soul is trying to escape and will be easy to capture https://t.co/cTNxfBV3Xl
— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) October 27, 2019
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Did you really just say that publicly?
I also heard that if they tug their left ear, the defense attorney will steal second base https://t.co/Dp4ZLctj7w
— Jim Hanson (@JimHansonDC) October 27, 2019
As a prosecutor, I was taught that when a witness was born under a rising moon and Venus is in the twelfth house, it’s a signal they are not being truthful. https://t.co/u0oP1S5EGf
— BAGEL (Jewish muffin) (@RafiLetzter) October 27, 2019
She also employs phrenologists to testify as experts in criminal trials. https://t.co/eXIoOdnfWP
— Mo Mo (@molratty) October 27, 2019
do Resistance with Cop Mindset Psychology Hacks, now available as a 3 DVD set for $89.95 https://t.co/qd2XRGedc2
— Patrick Blanchfield (@PatBlanchfield) October 27, 2019
And this is why you should never speak to the police without a lawyer present:
The sort of pseudo-science I'd expect from the worst of TIX training, not from a former (8-year) US Attorney. Good reminder on the dangers of speaking to police or prosecutors w/o a lawyer.https://t.co/QQajwK9NF5
— KC Johnson (@kcjohnson9) October 27, 2019
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