Genius 9-year-old puts cheese in an old lip balm tube but her journo mom snitched her out to the teacher

St. Louis Post-Dispatch reporter Valerie Schremp Hahn posted this photo to Twitter on Tuesday showing off her genius daughter’s invention that allows her to eat cheese in class:

My 9-year-old daughter has taken an old lip balm tube and filled it with cheese so she can eat it in class. pic.twitter.com/YEAqZx2wnr

— Valerie Schremp Hahn ? (@valeriehahn) September 17, 2019

Fantastic, right? But then she snitched out her daughter to the teacher for some reason:

I figured I should message her teacher. I'll report back. pic.twitter.com/2HCmVRfi5j

— Valerie Schremp Hahn ? (@valeriehahn) September 18, 2019

Well, *now* she might go to the principal’s office after she got ratted out:

My mom (her grandma) just posted on FB: "This kid is going places! Maybe to the principal's office, but she's going places!" ?

— Valerie Schremp Hahn ? (@valeriehahn) September 18, 2019

Hopefully the teacher can spot the genius here and let the little girl off the hook:

What a cop move

— Adam Smith (@adamndsmith) September 18, 2019

Narc.

— Kevin (@ReyEstupendo) September 18, 2019

Snitch??

— Ellie Katie? (@Ellicipher) September 18, 2019

People are now improving on the invention:

Take three lip balm tubes… Cheese crackers and salami. ?

— Denise (@snapdaily05) September 18, 2019

Here they are. Big one for crackers, medium for salami. pic.twitter.com/YqxnA8QYQX

— Erin M (@golusej) September 18, 2019

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