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Ted Cruz makes STARTLING (and HILARIOUS) admission about his relationship with Beto O'Rourke

The NYT’s Nate Cohn finally admitted last night that his comparison of failing 2020 presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke to Luke Skywalker has been all wrong and that the Texas lib is not quite the droid candidate Dems were looking for:

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But backing up to Nate’s first tweet, if Ted Cruz is Darth Vader, then he’s Luke’s father, regardless of which Luke he’s talking about:

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And we have confirmation from Sen. Ted Cruz himself!

HAHAHA!

And now people are photoshopping Beto into Cruz family photos and we love it:

And maybe these guys need to see another movie as every Dem can’t be Luke Skywalker:

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