So, ThinkProgress writer Ian Millhiser is quite unhappy that there’s a white lady on this bag of collard greens because that’s not who he thinks of when he thinks of collard greens:

Wow, Ian . . . who do you think of when you think of collard greens?

Apparently, yes . . . this is what he wants the package to look like:

But we know he’d be mad at that, too:

Yes, please tell your father to check with ThinkProgress before he plants any crop, just in case: