CNN’s Jim Acosta posted an excerpt from his book to Twitter on Friday and we can’t stop laughing. Here he is calling out Fox News’ Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson because when all three of them were on a bus together, Hannity and Carlson did not say something to his face.

“You’d think they would have said something to my face, but their fauxmacho man bulls*it, as it turns out, seems to stop at the doors to Fox News headquarters.”

Oh, we do wish Hannity and Carlson did say something. Do you know how much traffic we would’ve gotten on Acosta’s meltdown?

Also, it’s not “macho” to start fights in public, but he knows that:

“Next level narcissism” is his next book title maybe:

And it’s yet another perfect “Dear Diary” moment for the CNN hack:

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