Sen. Ted Cruz successfully repossessed his Dr Pepper fridge which was brazenly stolen earlier this year by Sen. Ben Sasse. The fridge looks to have survived its ordeal, but check out the corn lobbyist graffiti plastered to the sides of it now. Shameful.

“Sir, that’s our corn fridge,” said the unidentified Sen Sasse staffer.

“Texas remember,” retorted Sen. Cruz:

And here’s the version from Sen. Cruz’s office complete with soundtrack and Zodiac killer mural: