An 18-year-old voter in Iowa compared Beto O’Rourke to a cheesecake today and we’re officially dead:
AP: Are you impressed by Beto O'Rourke?
18-year-old in Iowa: “He’s soft like a cheesecake." https://t.co/qo45D4Kj5q— Abby Hamblin (@abbyhamblin) April 12, 2019
This young hero’s nickname is even better when you hear the full quote:
Full quote: “He’s soft like a cheesecake. When you ask him ‘What do you think about taxes?’ he’ll just give you the most generic answer."
— Abby Hamblin (@abbyhamblin) April 12, 2019
It really does nail Beto:
Probably the biggest own of the 2020 campaign thus far https://t.co/acTYAwpC8D
— Brady N. R. Sprague (@BradySprague) April 12, 2019
We believe the children are our future. . .
and the children shall lead https://t.co/Tavy8lPYaO
— Jordan L. Perkins (@jordanlperkins) April 12, 2019
Maybe we should let Iowa keep voting early if these anecdotes keep coming in:
This lady and ranch lady for POTUS 2020!!! https://t.co/Bdii0BAHYI
— Elisha (@ElishaKrauss) April 12, 2019
Exit question: What if we let 16-year-olds vote and they turn out to be the harshest demo out there?
Teenagers really know how to deliver the harshest critique https://t.co/zV1WwkCQDl
— Nathan McDermott (@natemcdermott) April 12, 2019
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— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 9, 2019
‘You Beto’s cousin?’ Eric Swalwell posts pres. announcement on YouTube and WHOA NELLY you gotta SEE these comments https://t.co/24oGZdNEq5
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 9, 2019
KNEW IT! History behind why Robert Francis O’Rourke REALLY calls himself ‘Beto’ is PROOF he’s a fake pandering for minority votes https://t.co/CNUdyMrpSJ
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 8, 2019
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