An 18-year-old voter in Iowa compared Beto O’Rourke to a cheesecake today and we’re officially dead:

This young hero’s nickname is even better when you hear the full quote:

It really does nail Beto:

We believe the children are our future. . .

Maybe we should let Iowa keep voting early if these anecdotes keep coming in:

Exit question: What if we let 16-year-olds vote and they turn out to be the harshest demo out there?

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