Michael Avenatti offered sweet, sweet deal to make any prison stay a little more comfortable if he exposes Duke next

Michael Avenatti, for some reason, is still tweeting about his case despite facing charges that can land him in prison for the rest of his life:

I will fully cooperate with the NCAA to my maximum ability. Names, dates, amounts, texts, emails, bogus invoices, bank records, wire payments, cash payments, etc. – ALL OF IT. Let’s talk about the truth and facts of what really happened and let the chips fall where they may.

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) March 27, 2019

Yesterday we told you he named DeAndre Ayton and Bol Bol as alleged recipients of cash payments from Nike while the two were still in high school. Now he’s calling out UNLV for an unspecified violation. . .

What’s the real reason McCoy – a 5 star recruit – went to struggling UNLV? What does Shaun Manning, his “guardian,” know about it? https://t.co/c5BqHeLPHU

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) March 27, 2019

And, cryptically, Duke University, which is hated by many in the college sports world:

And Duke…

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) March 27, 2019

And that tweet led to Jimmy’s Famous Seafood, who we’ve told you about in this past for its A+ trolling of PETA. . .

THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE: Jimmy's Famous Seafood responds to those offended by their PETA tweets https://t.co/xp9Lwn3rht

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) August 30, 2018

. . .making the celebrity (former) porn star attorney an offer that just might make an eventual prison stay a tad more comfortable:

We’ll give you free crab cakes for the length of your prison term if you expose Dook

— Jimmy's Famous Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) March 27, 2019

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Take the deal, Michael!

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You have the right to remain…tweeting? Michael Avenatti returns to Twitter, accuses Nike of paying DeAndre Ayton and Bol Bol https://t.co/u8DeN4tiQC

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 26, 2019

OOPSIE: Check out what The Bulwark’s token Liberal thought about Michael Avenatti just last year (deleted but we got it) https://t.co/K2e8HzbTad

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 26, 2019