According to Iranian journalist Reza Khaasteh, Brig. Gen. Mohammad Reza Naqdi, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) Deputy Commander for Cultural and Social Affairs, accused Israel of establishing “alcoholic drink factories near the Iranian borders, and is giving them to smugglers for free in order to be distributed across Iran”:
Israel has established alcoholic drink factories near the Iranian borders, and is giving them to smugglers for free in order to be distributed across Iran, says Deputy head of IRGC for cultural affairs Gen. Naqdi pic.twitter.com/meGtNLVvw2
— Reza Khaasteh (@Khaaasteh) January 25, 2019
LOL:
Lchaim, mf’er https://t.co/wkv8x7ghYl
— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) January 27, 2019
The parody Mossad account confirmed the accusation:
Round on us! https://t.co/oVNjtHEldc
— The Mossad (@TheMossadIL) January 27, 2019
This conspiracy theory can get a whole lot better:
This is outrageous. The Jews—I'm sorry, Zionists—haven't been constructing entire alcohol factories outside Iran and smuggling the stuff in. They've just added the alcohol to the local water supply. *Way* more efficient. https://t.co/rhDTMcTzkD
— (((Yair Rosenberg))) (@Yair_Rosenberg) January 27, 2019
Kosher hot dogs are next:
He forgot to mention the clandestine @HebrewNational factory in Iraqi Kurdistan, used to flood the sacred regime with counterrevolutionary kosher dogs. https://t.co/XCJVFjN0Rv
— Sohrab Ahmari (@SohrabAhmari) January 27, 2019
And we’re seeing a request for Israeli alcohol in India:
Hey Israel, I'd be very happy if you were plotting against India too – especially with some of your Cabernet Sauvignon from that winery just outside Jerusalem! ? https://t.co/5Yhz45lkt2
— Jaideep A. Prabhu (@orsoraggiante) January 27, 2019
Iran has accused Israel of pretty crazy stuff in the past, like “secret weather machines to steal clouds and snow from Iran”:
This is even better than when Iran accused Israel of using secret weather machines to steal clouds and snow from Iran.
No, I am not making that up: https://t.co/bbg4ErdIyx https://t.co/jAyZalliq0
— (((AG))) (@AG_Conservative) January 27, 2019
Wouldn’t it be great if it were true?
I doubt it's true, but I hope it's true. https://t.co/OUmJ1UJNXz
— Esoteric Jeff (@EsotericCD) January 27, 2019
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