Breaking news on the death of journalist Jamal Khashoggi where for the first time Saudi Arabia is admitting that he’s dead and arrests have been made:

According to reports, the Saudis are saying Khashoggi died in a fist fight at the consulate:

He was kung-fu fighting?

We’re not sure what to believe on this, but this might not be the cover-up it looks like:

And there’s a chance the English-speaking media had flubbed the translation:

But either way: Why’d they cut him up?

To sum things up: