America, meet the authentic Dem craved by national Democrats: Beto O’Rourke!

Of course, Mr. Authenticity “Beto” O’Rourke is not really named “Beto.” It’s Robert Francis:

Cultural appropriation of an Hispanic nickname is peak authenticity:

And let’s not forget how authentic he is for that DUI:

He’s so authentic that he has to get all of his campaign money from out-of-state: