Twitchy regular Ron Perlman was asked by one of his fans to name the “true conservatives” out there that put “country over party.” Here’s his list:

Well, this will go about as well as expected:

This is a bad list, but the worst name on it is probably Richard Painter, who just ran as a member of the DFL in Minnesota:

LOL. Don’t hurt yourself, it’s just an actor tweeting:

But what’s funny is that this is what libs think conservatives should be:

Well, with global warming, Blythe will be beachfront property!

And we’re all laughing:

It’s a theme:

Author and GOP operative Rick Wilson was a little peeved it looks like that he wasn’t included on the list:

But no worries! Rick made the second-tier of “true conservatives”:

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