PETA and Paris Jackson get owned -- BIG TIME -- in back-and-forth with Maryland crab restaurant

Pro tip: Don’t get into a Twitter war with Jimmy’s Famous Seafood. THEY. ARE. SAVAGE, as PETA just found out:

Good morning, @peta! ? pic.twitter.com/Bh1GRhWFO2

— Jimmy's Famous Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) August 24, 2018

“No one wants to be boiled alive,” PETA responded in what is about to turn into an ill-advised tweet:

We shall not be deterred by taunts because no one wants to be boiled alive, and we suggest you incorporate #vegan options like these restaurants. https://t.co/jObHSyuLyv

— PETA (@peta) August 24, 2018

“Boiled alive” vs. “PETA’s Secret Slaughter,” which Jimmy’s happily reminded everyone about:

Don’t want to be boiled alive but want to be slaughtered. Got it! ? pic.twitter.com/9wMtsSK8qg

— Jimmy's Famous Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) August 24, 2018

But hold up. It gets worse for the folks at PETA:

4 shrimp, 2 crabs, and one lobster died to create this beautiful masterpiece.

That’s still 35,993 less animals than @peta has slaughtered. pic.twitter.com/zUzAP2GPTl

— Jimmy's Famous Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) August 26, 2018

And then Paris Jackson got involved for some reason:

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And … BAM!

Some “activists!” pic.twitter.com/LiPuqu2c9T

— Jimmy's Famous Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) August 27, 2018

Definitely a Pulitzer candidate if/when they honor social media accounts:

https://twitter.com/robprovince/status/1033695088273223680

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