Don’t mess with Texas women. And especially don’t mess with Texas women if they’re armed and you’re masturbating while trying to break into her home:

Police say the matter is still under investigation and we don’t know yet if the hero grandmother will face any charges:

The masturbating bicyclist was warned. Nevertheless, he persisted, via the Houston Chronicle:

A woman opened fired on a masturbating man trying to break into her southeast Houston home Tuesday afternoon, police said.

The woman, in her sixties, was taking out her trash along the 6600 block of Cherrydale Drive around 5:15 p.m. when she spotted the man – riding his bike – masturbating, according to Houston Police Department Lt. Larry Crowson.

She yelled at him to stop the lewd act but he persisted, Crowson said.

What is the world coming to?

According to reports, the fiend was out on bond:

Imagine having to go back to jail and tell everyone you got shot by a grandmother while self-abusing on her stoop? LOL.

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