If global warming REALLY is responsible for the “soaring temperatures” experienced in some parts of the world this summer, then we can accurately say that global warming is responsible for “bigger ‘summer penises’,” RIGHT?
Soaring temperatures are giving men bigger 'summer penises' https://t.co/UUaLnHKijR
— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) July 25, 2018
Hey, we’re just quoting doctors from the article, so don’t blame us:
Doctors confirm ‘summer penises’ do exist, with one saying sweating and drinking more water makes male sexual organs appear ‘bloated’.
And:
Dr Dudley Danoff, author of The Ultimate Guide to Male Sexual Health, believes hot temperatures cause blood vessels to widen and penises to ‘swell’, adding: ‘There’s a reason people don’t take honeymoons to the North Pole’.
Good luck getting folks (at least men) to cut their CO2 emissions if this is going to happen:
And you want me to combat global warming? https://t.co/LOXE2VvwgJ
— David Edward ❔ (@_David_Edward) July 26, 2018
burn
everything https://t.co/LeWRRhPnjW— Dr Charlotte Lydia Riley (@lottelydia) July 25, 2018
More CO2!
— David Edward ❔ (@_David_Edward) July 26, 2018
And in the form of a .GIF:
— David Edward ❔ (@_David_Edward) July 26, 2018
Ha!
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