We wish we were making that headline up or exaggerating it, but it’s true. From the New York Times editors on what Dems should do about the GOP and judges: “Go to the mattresses.”

Over to you, NYT. WTF do you really mean:

Because THIS is what happens when you go to the mattresses:

But if they think Sen. Chuck Schumer can outfight “Cocaine Mitch,” they’re sadly mistaken:

Although it is amusing to think of Schumer in his office yelling at his advisers, “Well, you just do what I tell you to do. Goddamn it. If I had a wartime consigliere, a Sicilian, I wouldn’t be in this shape!”