During a press availability where President Donald Trump said he would sign something to end family separation at the border, he also made news by cancelling tomorrow’s White House congressional picnic:

OK, but shouldn’t someone have alerted the White House cooks? They’re already grilling steaks for tomorrow:

A lot of steaks:

The cooks actually found out about the cancellation from the media while they were cooking:

Oh, and there are also hundreds of families who will be inconvenienced now, from both parties:

Maybe Paul Ryan will get the steaks?

But it’s wishful thinking that the media will get them: