There’s a new article out in Politico that has the blue-check mob all aflutter that details how government officials are using scotch tape to piece together President Trump’s trash in order to comply with the Presidential Records Act:

In short, the president rips documents up after he reads them and staffers then have to piece them back together:

According to the article, they can’t convince the president to stop doing it:

And for this quirk, the president is a “toddler”:

So let us get this straight…

The White House has a system in place to make sure Trump’s trash is pieced back together at the end of the day to make sure he’s in full compliance with the law. It’s almost as if a certain other presidential candidate who was in the news for her lack of compliance with record-keeping practices would have benefited from having people as dedicated as Trump’s around her.

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