This headline from Cosmopolitan involving fruit could be its GROSSEST one yet

Whenever someone says, “America is better than this,” show them this Cosmopolitan headline about fruit and vaginas to set them straight:

My husband loves leaving fruit in my vagina all day so he can eat it later https://t.co/XjweZzC3JF pic.twitter.com/EwPg3MTvYF

— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) December 16, 2016

Click the link for all the answers! If you dare, that is:

I … I have questions. https://t.co/V2nKV84WEY

— shauna (@goldengateblond) June 3, 2018

It’s like a “Wet Paint” sign that really means, “Must Touch”:

I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link I won’t click on this link

I clicked https://t.co/nMKAsdKSL6

— andy lassner (@andylassner) June 3, 2018

And this will be hard for Cosmo to ever top:

There’s a lot going on in this tweet. Once I get back from vomiting maybe we’ll break it down. https://t.co/rh8Acz6pj0

— ᴅᴀɴ ʜᴇᴠɪᴀ (@DanHevia) June 3, 2018

That’s it. I quit. https://t.co/5cN2Z2eDDA

— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) June 2, 2018

‘Stop it. Get some help’ -Michael Jordan https://t.co/pgij8684O4

— Chet Cannon (@Chet_Cannon) June 3, 2018

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Do not put fruit in your vag – every gyno ever https://t.co/NOTJbzhlq4

— Elizabeth Denton (@Elizabethann1) June 3, 2018

It could be worse, though:

What if he’s in the mood for watermelons? https://t.co/6W8Fa5Bt1k

— Andrew Wilkow (@WilkowMajority) June 3, 2018

Yikes.

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— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 31, 2018