Amazing. NBC’s internal investigation of the suits in the NBC News division finds that management did nothing wrong over the numerous sexual harassment claims made against former “Today” star Matt Lauer:

According to the internal report, nobody knew anything about it:

The report says “all four women who came forward confirmed that they did not tell their direct manager or anyone else in a position of authority about their sexual encounters with Lauer”:

Is anyone buying that?

Investigating yourself is what you might call Fake News:

It’s the management culture at NBC that’s the problem:

The report also says Ann Curry is a liar:

As for Lauer’s door, the report says the door could not lock from the inside with the push of the magic button:

Well, we already knew that. But it did lock the door from the outside and that’s the point, no? From the Washington Post:

The automatic mechanism — which engaged a powerful magnet to close the door — locked it so that people outside the office could not enter. Anyone on the inside, however, could open the door without hitting the button, the NBC News employee said.