In the history of Twitter, this from The Babylon Bee — which somehow managed to drop-kick Planned Parenthood and Bill Cosby simultaneously — could be one of the top-ten satire tweets of all time:
Planned Parenthood Defends Bill Cosby: ‘Sexual Assault Is Only 3% Of What He Does’ https://t.co/5IWgD6XUXP pic.twitter.com/SaQB4PwJd9
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 27, 2018
Please do click through and read the entire story — you’ll thank us — but here’s the opener:
While almost nobody is willing to defend Bill Cosby any longer after he was convicted of sexual assault Thursday, the former television star and comedian found an ally in abortion provider Planned Parenthood.
President Cecile Richards came forward to claim that since sexual assault is only about 3% of what Bill Cosby performed over his long and illustrious career, the egregious offenses should be overlooked.
NAILED IT!
absolutely savage https://t.co/7SLtyHFoV4
— Captain Buckets, US Space Force (@Lt_Buckets) April 27, 2018
This is without a doubt the greatest headline that has been written on anything today. Bar none. ?? https://t.co/rsEDeD7Mky
— Chicks On The Right (@chicksonright) April 28, 2018
This tweet is just *Italian chef kiss* https://t.co/1HjXyirS2n
— siraj hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) April 27, 2018
This is why (if you're not following @TheBabylonBee you're doing Twitter wrong. https://t.co/3G6GmcpD6A
— DocWashburn❌ (@DocWashburn) April 27, 2018
It really does sound true, doesn’t it?
I thought this was true until I realized that it was Babylon Bee. https://t.co/q6wHYbPIic
— Dr. Strangelove (@DrStran81139676) April 28, 2018
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NAILED IT! The Babylon Bee takes on London knife ban with HILARIOUS results https://t.co/ddBDgJ3x2h
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 10, 2018
BELOW the belt! The Babylon Bee NAILED Google and their very empty Easter homepage https://t.co/k10snYyZqw
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 3, 2018
OOF: The Babylon Bee kicks GOP where it HURTS on defunding Planned Parenthood https://t.co/OSUbG2sliH
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 24, 2018
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