We told you two week ago how the City of Philadelphia used Crisco to grease light poles in an effort to keep fans at street level after the NFC Championship game. Well, the porn website Pornhub just made the greasing of the poles a tad creepier with this offer of free lube now that the Eagles are in the Super Bowl:

It’s water based so it’s easier to clean up? It’s vegan? It’s a special “non-sticky formula”? The Philadelphia Police, however, gave the idea from the lube experts a “double facepalm”:

Here’s what the Crisco’d version looked like from two weeks ago:

But that didn’t work, as we told you:

So maybe the Pornhub lube is actually a good idea?





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