We told you two week ago how the City of Philadelphia used Crisco to grease light poles in an effort to keep fans at street level after the NFC Championship game. Well, the porn website Pornhub just made the greasing of the poles a tad creepier with this offer of free lube now that the Eagles are in the Super Bowl:
.@PhillyPolice heard that you may be looking for an alternative to @Crisco for greasing up the poles this weekend – can we interest you in a few barrels of Pornhub lube? pic.twitter.com/VvK9UDci8k
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) January 31, 2018
It’s water based so it’s easier to clean up? It’s vegan? It’s a special “non-sticky formula”? The Philadelphia Police, however, gave the idea from the lube experts a “double facepalm”:
— Philadelphia Police (@PhillyPolice) January 31, 2018
Here’s what the Crisco’d version looked like from two weeks ago:
Good morning from Philly where crews from the city are greasing the light poles with Crisco to prevent #Eagles fans from climbing after the #NFCChampionshipGame tonight. #Vikings pregame coverage starts at 3 on FOX9. They call themselves the #CriscoCops pic.twitter.com/w1ZkYWZhYG
— FOX 9 Sports (@Fox9Sports) January 21, 2018
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But that didn’t work, as we told you:
Nevertheless, they persisted: Eagles fans are climbing the Crisco-covered poles in Philadelphia https://t.co/OOT0PQq8Za
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) January 22, 2018
So maybe the Pornhub lube is actually a good idea?
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LUBED UP AND READY TO GO! 'Crisco cops' in Philly out in force to prevent fans from climbing light poles https://t.co/g1vtuJGv0y
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) January 21, 2018
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