Peak Gwyneth Paltrow has been reached:

Oh, hell no:

They’re already calling it “aspresso,” which is hilarious:

Here’s a pic of what you get for $135:

Maybe it’s a bargain?

But(t) does the type of coffee matter?

Apprently this isn’t recommended and might cause rectal burns:

And as for coffee enemas? While Dr. Kelly Brogan, Gwyneth Paltrow’s AIDS denialist doctor gal pal who is speaking at In GOOP Health later this month, is also a huge fan there is no data to suggest that coffee offers any benefit via the rectal route but there are plenty of reports of coffee-enema induced rectal burns.

Or worse: