Cosmopolitan magazine: Men talk too much in Disney princess movies

The HUGE problem, according to Cosmopolitan, is that men talk too much in the Disney princess movies. An excerpt:

Well, considering that a major plot point of “The Little Mermaid” is that Ariel makes a deal with the evil Ursula to give up her voice in order to become human, 68 percent isn’t so bad!

And keep in mind, this is the same magazine that reimagined Disney princesses as submissive sexual partners from the movie “50 Shades of Grey” (slightly NSFW link below):

If Disney couples starred in "Fifty Shades of Grey" https://t.co/ubPIAiL0j2 pic.twitter.com/PPxKUSL4Iw

— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) December 29, 2015

Yeah, sure … turning Disney princesses into pornography is fine, but it’s the number of lines each princess speaks in a movie that’s an issue?